Sunday, January 8, 2012

Help a Fellow Time Traveller?

I for one, am a time traveller, It was in the summer of 2611 and work was getting kind of boring at the intergalactic transportation centre so I took a vacation to the "primitive ages" . However I can't get back since the government raided some my technology in 1943 (I managed to save some parts). Soon, they began reverse engineering parts of my time machine in an underground facility in the middle of the north atlantic ocean near Miami, an area we now call "The Bermuda Triangle". A key part to time travel is an electromagnetic field transfunctioner ( something those theiving s took from me ) which explains the dissapearences of planes and ships. Many have reported a strange greenish electric fog inducing chaos in their navigational equiptment, this is a result of the EM transfunctioner. I managed to rebuild ninety percent of my machine using primitive circuits although an outright result of using primitive circuits of your time has resulted in my machine growing over four hundred percent in size ( you win some and you lose some as the people of your time say). I still need 2 major parts to complete my machine( parts using advanced materials and circuits not invented yet.). This is a message to all time travellers out there (you know who you are), if you have a spare EGI (extreme gravity inductioner) or a QVG (quantum vacuum generator) PLEASE help a fellow time traveller, I have been in this time for over 60 years and would like to see home before I take a "permanant sleep" . I will not let primitive people win over me, I will get back home at any cost. I am willing to trade a Zero point energy generator, a B Grade light speed drive or a 2609 standard issue perpetual motion machine for those parts.

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